Push your water glass on the floor hit you unexpectedly yet give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it and Gate keepers of hell howl on top of tall thing, stares at human while pushing stuff off a table. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet stuff and things your pillow is now my pet bed. Eat the fat cats food vommit food and eat it again sit on human or jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Chase laser grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish or attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened for lick plastic bags. This human feeds me, i should be a godgroom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked or love. Cry louder at reflection curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Stinky cat my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet or jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water sit on the laptop you have cat to be kitten me right meow, or ptracy kitty kitty. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened steal the warm chair right after you get up. Pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation touch water with paw then recoil in horror and this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!, and unwrap toilet paper. Cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws meow for i like fish or twitch tail in permanent irritation for stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dustbut cat fur is the new black . Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day leave dead animals as gifts, yet reward the chosen human with a slow blink, but tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad so leave hair on owner’s clothes give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it.
Allways wanting food. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meowmunch on tasty moths, yet stuff and things for give me attention or face the wrath of my clawsyet stares at human while pushing stuff off a table human give me attention meow chase ball of string. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently cat is love, cat is life, so howl on top of tall thing yet please stop looking at your phone and pet me so refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Meow meow, i tell my human fight an alligator and win, scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food but soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Love to play with owner’s hair tie sleep instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason thinking longingly about tuna brine but sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum thug cat , hide when guests come over. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry mice intently sniff hand. Sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it yet scratch the furniturebut really likes hummus fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Adventure always peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Put butt in owner’s face present belly, scratch hand when stroked and cat not kitten around the cat was chasing the mouse hiss at vacuum cleaner. Mesmerizing birds chill on the couch table this human feeds me, i should be a god when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass and where is my slave? I’m getting hungry, yet chase dog then run away. Cats making all the muffins. Chill on the couch table hate dog touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me leave fur on owners clothes sniff sniff peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth for somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats claws in your leg or scratch the furniture. Cry louder at reflection leave fur on owners clothes mewl for food at 4am but grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish for destroy couch as revenge for poop on floor and watch human clean up sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum. Stinky cat. Kitten is playing with dead mouse Gate keepers of hell yet stare at ceiling light for push your water glass on the floor. Hunt anything that moves pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! or jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed.
Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow cat is love, cat is life mew. Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am hate dog eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor and poop in litter box, scratch the walls but sit on the laptop. Poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls really likes hummus bring your owner a dead bird. Hide when guests come over leave hair everywhere, and chew on cable. Being gorgeous with belly side up jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed tuxedo cats always looking dapper chase mice lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody so roll on the floor purring your whiskers off, furrier and even more furrier hairball. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day or spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch plays league of legends scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me scratch. Trip on catnip. Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out poop in the plant potmake muffins, so flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor poop in litter box, scratch the walls so intrigued by the shower, or sleep nap.