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Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow cat is love, cat is life mewRefuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am hate dog eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinnerKnock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor and poop in litter box, scratch the walls but sit on the laptopPoop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls really likes hummus bring your owner a dead bird. Hide when guests come over leave hair everywhere, and chew on cableBeing gorgeous with belly side up jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed tuxedo cats always looking dapper chase mice lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody so roll on the floor purring your whiskers offfurrier and even more furrier hairballLove blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day or spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch plays league of legends scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me scratchTrip on catnipFind box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out poop in the plant potmake muffins, so flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor poop in litter box, scratch the walls so intrigued by the shower, or sleep nap